Indonesian Political Satire Poster — Retro Print Collage

Create a vertical satirical Indonesian political editorial poster in a refined retro-print collage style. Use a warm aged off-white paper background with visible grain, subtle stains, soft vignetting, and a slightly worn analog texture, like an old magazine cover or political print poster.

At the top, place the large headline: “${headline:Nyaman di Atas, Ribut di Bawah}” in elegant high-contrast serif typography—dramatic, literary, and commanding—with balanced spacing and a sophisticated editorial feel. Beneath it, add a smaller italic serif subheadline in muted brown: “${subheadline:Mereka tak dengar. Mereka tak peduli. Selama kursi empuk ini aman.}” Keep the typography crisp, stylish, and highly legible.

In the center, feature a fat orange tabby cat lounging arrogantly and lazily on an ultra-luxurious throne-like chair symbolizing the ruling elite. Upholster the throne in deep royal-blue velvet with ornate antique gold carvings, elaborate baroque detailing, ceremonial grandeur, and upper-class excess. Make the cat look smug, sleepy, overfed, detached, and untouchable, with a bored half-closed expression, slightly raised chin, relaxed belly spilling forward, one paw hanging down, and a slouched posture that radiates decadent comfort and political indifference. Add a tiny crown and a subtle medallion if needed, but keep them tasteful and not cartoonish. The throne must feel expensive, powerful, and intimidating, like a hybrid of palace furniture, oligarch luxury, and ceremonial state authority.

Behind and around the lower half of the throne, add only faint, secondary silhouettes of demonstrators in a monochrome newsprint style, blurred and dusty, like archival protest photography printed into the paper texture. Keep them subtle, low contrast, and atmospheric. Include only three symbolic elements in the lower foreground, arranged loosely with plenty of breathing room and strong negative space: one protest placard with bold distressed text, “${placard-text:TURUNKAN HARGA!”}; one simple fuel receipt that clearly reads “PERTAMAX RON 92” and “${fuel-price:Rp16.250 / L}”; and one official-looking budget document that clearly reads “APBN” and “Tahun Anggaran ${budget-year:2026}”. Do not add more papers, excessive small text, infographic clutter, or overload the bottom area. Keep the lower section minimalist, elegant, and symbolic, not busy.

Make the overall composition feel premium, sharp, ironic, and poster-like, with strong visual hierarchy: headline first, throne and cat second, symbolic unrest third. Use halftone grain, scanned print imperfections, subtle collage cutout edges, faded ink texture, a soft dramatic shadow beneath the throne, and a restrained vintage editorial finish. Limit the cohesive color palette to warm cream, charcoal black, muted brown, royal blue, antique gold, burnt orange, and faint dusty crimson accents. Convey elite comfort versus public frustration, quiet corruption, detached power, and polished decay through Indonesian political satire expressed with absurd luxury and visual restraint. Do not depict or directly resemble any real politician. Avoid a propaganda look, excessive nationalism, and chaotic crowd scenes. The final result should look like a sophisticated satirical art poster: minimalist but sharp, absurd yet elegant, emotionally cold, and visually bold.

Negative prompt: real politician portrait, direct resemblance to president, propaganda poster, overcrowded collage, too many protest signs, too many papers, infographic layout, excessive readable text, chaotic composition, cartoon style, childish illustration, glossy 3D render, neon cyberpunk, flat modern vector, patriotic flag overload, low-detail throne, cute kitten aesthetic, AI text gibberish, unrealistic fuel totals, wrong year, APBN 2024, wrong Pertamax price