Naughty Sticker Cat: Salt Avalanche K.O.

Create a ${duration:10-second} vertical comedy video in a live-action + flat 2D sticker-composite style. Use a first-person cooking-vlog POV, realistic kitchen textures contrasted with a clearly flat, outlined, paper-like cartoon sticker. Render in 8K with subtle handheld micro-shake.

**Setting:** A real home kitchen viewed from the cook’s perspective. A black iron wok sits on the stove, sizzling with beef and vegetables as oil glistens and steam rises. In the background are a white tile wall, a wall outlet, soy sauce and oil bottles, and a stainless-steel sink on the right. Natural light enters from a side window.

**Character:** A very cute, chibi orange-and-white kitten sticker sits on a small wooden stool beside the stove. It has large round purple eyes, pink paw pads and nose, a round face, white chest, golden-orange fur, a tuft of forehead fur like bangs, and a blue bow. It is about half the height of the wok. Keep the cat purely flat 2D throughout; never render it as a real animal.

**00:00–00:03 — Salt Avalanche Opening:** From a first-person overhead POV, a real human hand stirs the beef and vegetables with a spatula. The sticker kitten squints with a mischievous grin and slightly flushed cheeks, raises a glass seasoning jar with both paws, and dumps all the white salt into the wok. Show realistic salt grains cascading down and piling into an exaggerated little mound over the food. Sound: sizzling food, a dense sandy shower of salt, and the kitten’s smug “Meow-heh~.”

**00:03–00:05 — Spatula Bonk:** One real hand quickly takes the salt jar from the kitten while the other gently taps the top of its head with the spatula, blade facing down. On impact, a red cartoon bump pops up with a “Duang!” effect. The kitten’s ears wobble and its sticker body bounces and quivers. Sound: metallic “Duang,” a cartoon spring boing, and the kitten’s “Mrow!”

**00:05–00:08 — Cry and Feed:** The kitten holds its bump with both paws. Its eyes turn into spirals, its mouth opens wide in a wail, and blue cartoon tears spray from both sides like fountains. The human hand scoops a heaping spatula of white salt and vegetables from the salt mound and places it into the kitten’s open mouth, leaving its cheeks and mouth comically stuffed. Sound: exaggerated cartoon sobbing, salt scraping onto the spatula, a “pop” as the food goes in, and the kitten’s muffled “Mrowww….”

**00:08–00:10 — Salt K.O. Ending:** The kitten’s cheeks puff into two round red balls. After swallowing the mouthful of salt, its pupils shrink, its face turns pale, and its body stiffens and trembles for a beat. Its eyes become large Xs, and it falls straight backward from the stool onto the stovetop, legs in the air. A ring of little stars spins over its head and a wisp of ghost-like white smoke drifts from its mouth. Freeze-frame, with one final tiny twitch of its tail. Sound: a stiff “clunk,” a fall “thud,” a cartoon ascending sound effect, and one weak final “Meow….”