Zero-Respect Expression Selfie

Format

Text Parameterized

Inputs

Reference_image (image) · Required watermark (text) · Optional · Default: cialaaannn

Outputs

Smartphone_selfie (image)

Replace the ${…} placeholders with your values before using this prompt. See parameters and defaults below.

Using the supplied reference image to depict the same young adult woman, preserve her black newsboy cap, wispy bangs, black “REAL REAL” graphic T-shirt with its neon-lime butterfly, yellow shoulder bag, jewelry, tattoos, and the worn glass-and-metal elevator-lobby setting. Make a messy, close-range amateur smartphone selfie. She rolls her eyes dramatically upward, sticks her tongue out to one side, and pulls down one lower eyelid with a finger. Her other hand partly enters the frame, creating exaggerated foreground perspective. Her expression is deliberately obnoxious, childish, and smug rather than conventionally cute.

Capture her between movements, with slightly doubled edges around her fingertips and a small amount of motion blur across her mouth. Use hard direct phone flash and imperfect white balance. Show visible skin texture, tiny blemishes, realistic lip texture, stray hairs, a natural shadow beneath the cap brim, and a casually crooked crop. Add the watermark “${watermark:cialaaannn}”.