Accidental Selfie of Yourself

Create a realistic photo of yourself looking directly at the camera, as if it were an accidental iPhone snapshot taken while the phone was being pulled out of a pocket. Make it feel mundane, unposed, and slightly unsuccessful, with no clear subject or intentional composition. Use subtle motion blur, uneven lighting, mild overexposure, a strange angle, and chaotic framing to create a natural, spontaneous selfie.